friendly reminder that ash misty and brock thought team rocket was dead
and then proceeded to drown them
My uterus is screaming "GIVE ME SPERM TO MAKE A BABEH!"
And I’m like "I wish I could give you sperm cus at least that’d mean I’d be getting laid and enjoy making the babeh!"
Last night my friend told me about how her boss was looking to hire a waitress (only $2.13 + tips/ph), so I called him and made an appointment for an interview this morning. I went, he asked my shirt size, and said he’d call me later today. I went home, took a nap, and woke up to a new voice mail. It was the animal shelter asking if I’d like a temp job in the cat sanctuary ($10.25/ph). My last chance job vs. my dream job… if the days don’t conflict, I’ll be working two jobs.
I feel so wanted.